It’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time.
33% cold, 33% sleepiness, 33% anxiety, 1% glitter
*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa
single bells, single bells, single all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride nothing because I’m single, and no one wants to love me.
REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE CLIVE AWARDED TONY SLATTERY 50 MILLION POINTS AND HE WASNT EVEN IN THE EPISODE
Doing adult things for the first time more like
It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t fucking brown.
They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.
You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.