i have man arms and a pig belly don’t let me go on holiday.

posted 14 hours ago @ 02 Sep 2014 with 1 note

gossipgran:

i crave attention but i want to be ignored how does that work why am i alive

reblogged 1 day ago @ 01 Sep 2014 with 60,831 notes via/source

parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing

reblogged 1 day ago @ 31 Aug 2014 with 63,173 notes via/source
xthis is what my eyebrows look like tho

clrama:

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Uncalled for.

Uncalled for.

reblogged 1 day ago @ 31 Aug 2014 with 144 notes via/source

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

reblogged 1 day ago @ 31 Aug 2014 with 480,454 notes via/source

amporca:

Trying on clothes is really hard when you hate yourself. Liking someone is really hard when you hate yourself. Eating is really hard when you hate yourself. Life is really hard when you hate yourself.

reblogged 1 day ago @ 31 Aug 2014 with 41,428 notes via/source

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

reblogged 3 days ago @ 29 Aug 2014 with 609,798 notes via/source
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peregrint:

This is all thanks to Amanda! :D THANK YOU AMANDA!!

After Amanda asked for a video message he asked “What’s her name?” She said “Well she has a nickname. It’s Mylar.” There’s a whole story for that because last year someone got Jed to wish me a happy birthday on Twitter but he accidentally spelled my name with an ‘r’ at the end. The nickname stuck haha, a lot of my friends still call me Mylar.

Anyway he replied back with “Oh you mean Myla Malinalda?”

SO THAT MEANS HE ACTUALLY REMEMBERS ME WHICH MAKES ME WANT TO CRY. WELL, I ALREADY DID. SO IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY MORE.

THIS IS THE STORY OF A GIRL, WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD.

Reblogging because you deserve this a lot. 

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